Short and Simple...But So Funny!

I met my mom in Augusta today so we could hang out while we ran some errands together. We usually meet up at least once a month and she helps me with the kids while we get some shopping done. I had to run by Target to get some things for a baby shower next weekend, and of course as soon as we walk in, I'm drawn to the dollar section :) I can't help it! And I know that is the reason why they put it right up front. You can't walk by it without looking at all the cute stuff/junk. Don't get me wrong, they have some really awesome things, like the double pack of C batteries that I use for the swing for $1! Anyways, to get to the funny stuff. I gave in and let Maddie and Gavin pick out two things to buy. Gavin picked out a foam axe and football, and Maddie picked out a diary and princess ring pops. I explained that the diary was for writing secret things in. Well, as soon as my mom walked in to Target a couple minutes after us, Maddie yells out, "Look Gigi, I'm getting a diarrhea!" The things they say!

Maddie's Funny Quotes

Here are a few of some funny things Maddie has said lately. Enjoy!

"Mommy, your not my best friend anymore, Daddy is. But it's ok, you can be Gavin's best friend!"

"Here's my Bible...it's my truth."

I went out for a run/walk and took Gavin with me in the jogging stroller and left Maddie and Landon with Brian. This is what she told Brian as soon as I left.

"Daddy, I miss mommy already. I need to go exercise with her to lose baby fat."

Maddie's Funny Quote of the Day

So last night I brought out the electric space heater for Maddie and Gavin's room since it was supposed to be so cold. I didn't turn it on until Gavin was in his crib, but I let Maddie know that it was going to get very hot and she was not allowed to touch it because it would burn her. Later in the evening when I was going to bed, I went to check on them and turned the heater off and unplugged it. This morning when they woke up and I went and got Gavin out of his crib, of course the first thing he did was go and touch the heater! Maddie started screaming and telling Gavin not to touch it, and then she told him, "If you touch it, your going to get smoked!" The things kids say!